Frazzled Mother Seeking Her Long Lost Wiggle Room
(and we're not talking tight-pant-wiggle-room, that's a whole other story...)
Wanted:
Chuckle, Sigh, Laugh-Out-Loud, Make a Joke,
Not Yell or Cry Ability
in the face of a Would-Be Stressful Situation
such as,
but not limited to:
Spilled Milk, Spilled Milk for the Third Time That Morning, Spilled Milk on My New Clean Shirt...Being Stepped On, Spit-up On, Having to Witness A Big Fat Fit at 6:30 in the Morning, Kids Yelling, Kids Yelling and Waking Up Sleeping Beau, Now Awake Beau with a Fever of 103 Degrees, Beau With Fever for Fourth Day in a Row
(Wait. That's not really funny. I'm getting off track...Sorry)
...HeHEM...
Big Messes, Wet Kids, Muddy Kids, Grumpy Muddy Kids, Boogery Noses, Boogery Wet Muddy Grumpy Hungry Demanding Kids, Kids Who Yell At Me While I'm On The Phone, Busy Husband, Busy Husband Who Was Gone Shooting For Hours And Missed All The Fun At Home, Justifiably Busy Husband Who Has to (gets to?) Work Whilst I Get Chummy With My Kid's Doctor Because I'm There So Much...
Will Pay Dearly To Have Wiggle Room Restored. In Monopoly Money. Or Cookies.
Just remember, I was a great mom before I had kids!
(and we're not talking tight-pant-wiggle-room, that's a whole other story...)
Wanted:
Chuckle, Sigh, Laugh-Out-Loud, Make a Joke,
Not Yell or Cry Ability
in the face of a Would-Be Stressful Situation
such as,
but not limited to:
Spilled Milk, Spilled Milk for the Third Time That Morning, Spilled Milk on My New Clean Shirt...Being Stepped On, Spit-up On, Having to Witness A Big Fat Fit at 6:30 in the Morning, Kids Yelling, Kids Yelling and Waking Up Sleeping Beau, Now Awake Beau with a Fever of 103 Degrees, Beau With Fever for Fourth Day in a Row
(Wait. That's not really funny. I'm getting off track...Sorry)
...HeHEM...
Big Messes, Wet Kids, Muddy Kids, Grumpy Muddy Kids, Boogery Noses, Boogery Wet Muddy Grumpy Hungry Demanding Kids, Kids Who Yell At Me While I'm On The Phone, Busy Husband, Busy Husband Who Was Gone Shooting For Hours And Missed All The Fun At Home, Justifiably Busy Husband Who Has to (gets to?) Work Whilst I Get Chummy With My Kid's Doctor Because I'm There So Much...
Will Pay Dearly To Have Wiggle Room Restored. In Monopoly Money. Or Cookies.
Just remember, I was a great mom before I had kids!
4 comments:
Poor Kerri! I feel for you, even though I've still only got one. :(
Sounds like you need a nice long RUN to blow off some stress. Want me to watch your kids?
Come and visit and eventhough I love your kids you don't have to bring them, but if you do they can stay here and you can stay at Grandma's.
Wiggle room.....I don't think I even remember what that is! Sounds like you need a girls night out!
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