Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Between Sisters

My new favorite phone conversation of all time:

Amy: Keri, I just want you to know I almost bought you a trophy for doing so good on our trip [to St. George].

Keri: Really? A trophy?! Thanks!

A: Yes! I was actually at the trophy store and I almost bought you an ice cube trophy for being so cool under pressure. Cool, calm, collected...[This may have reference to my epic meltdown on the drive home from St. George last year. Maybe.]

K: Thank you! I was cool under pressure. If you had bought me a trophy I would put it in my bathroom on the counter and everyday I would look at it and think of you.

A: I was so close [to buying it].

K: Well now, whenever I'm in my bathroom I'll just look at the counter where there's no trophy and I'll think of you.

A: No! You'll look at the space where there's no trophy and you won't think of me! [BWA-HA-HA!!!]

K: Yes! I won't think of you and the awesome trophy that you almost bought me! [HEHEHE!]

A: We're not even really having this conversation.

K: [AH-HAHAHA-GASP!] I'm not even going to say goodbye.

A: I'm not saying goodbye either.

Click.

[AH-HAHAHA-BWAH-HAHAHEHEAH!!]

It may be something that cannot be relived...but I swear, it was really, really funny.