Tuesday, January 29, 2013

You wouldn't know it but...

Marianne is a certified terd. Just today she gagged herself repeatedly while walking around the house, making herself throw up twice. She chewed chunks off the sponge on my mop while I was helping Beau in the other room. She devoured a glue stick like it was candy...well like it was Chapstick, actually, because she's done that too. Yesterday she dug into one of my plants and ate the dirt before spreading handfuls at random around my house. She enjoys doing the same thing to my dishwasher soap packs. And all of this when she wasn't occupied upending trash cans and taking plates out of the drawer. I might survive all this, but you can be sure my house will never be the same. (Does permanent marker come off piano keys?)
She definitely needs a more watchful mother, that's for sure.

4 comments:

Mary Anne said...

Oh man. She is definitely a curious cat! My question is, how can you be a more watchful mother when you have so many other things to be watching???

Ironygirl said...

That sounds a LOT like Jamen! I think the more kids you have, the more impossible troublemaker toddlers become! Hopefully, we'll survive.

Katie Fry said...

Send her up here! We'll keep her for a bit!

Unstoppable Lindsey said...

I must agree with her mother here....major TERD! I have a feeling she is going to be a certified taste tester! So, really, if you can just get through these informative years...the rest should be a breeze. And maybe she will let you sample all of her tastings, ice cream, pie, cheese.....